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Re: A Womb With a View: More Dianetics Just-So Stories

PreferToBeAnon2 — Thu, 23 May 2013 08:44:50 -0000

The soul of Ethel Merman inhabits my cat. At least I always thought so.... but now I realize that it is because when she was in utero, mamma cat was owned by a show tune fanatic who played her records over and over. Thanks for clearing that up.

Re: A Womb With a View: More Dianetics Just-So Stories

FistOfXenu — Thu, 23 May 2013 08:43:36 -0000

Photos please. We want photos.

Re: A Womb With a View: More Dianetics Just-So Stories

Marta — Thu, 23 May 2013 08:43:05 -0000

Happy Birthday, Tony!

Thank you, John P.

Re: A Womb With a View: More Dianetics Just-So Stories

FistOfXenu — Thu, 23 May 2013 08:42:46 -0000

Good question though. What if $cientarCONon officially IDs somebody as the return of LRH (as if DM will let that happen) and the kid turns out to be an even bigger jerkoff than Hubbard was? Or what if he turns out to be this totally suppressive kind of guy? Imagine if he grows up to be this big gay hard case that walks up to DM 1 day and punches the shit out of him? Or imagine if he grows up to be this really gentle peaceful guy and somehow he gets put in charge and then wants to reform everything, turn in the criminals and give away all the money?

And if that sounds like I believe any of Hubbard's Horseshit (TM), no, I'm just imagining if somehow they picked somebody to be the new Ron but they failed to turn him into the ultimate Ron clone?

Re: A Womb With a View: More Dianetics Just-So Stories

Truthiwant — Thu, 23 May 2013 08:39:30 -0000

I'll see what I can come up with!

Re: A Womb With a View: More Dianetics Just-So Stories

BuryTheNuts2 — Thu, 23 May 2013 08:37:43 -0000

You can get up at 4am?
You must be an OT VIII!

I can only do that if I have to catch a plane and then I am NOT happy about it.

Re: A Womb With a View: More Dianetics Just-So Stories

BosonStark — Thu, 23 May 2013 08:33:12 -0000

You would think Dianutty would be relegated to the ranks of extra nutty quack history, wouldn't you? Instead, since many clams don't read it, they simply buy into the promise that it's deeply meaningful/groundbreaking, to be in the club.

Vance, with Tony's help here, is the first person I've read that explains the mental gymnastics one has to go through to stomach the tripe of Hubbard's lame ideas. It's a little bit disturbing. I could read practically any best selling "spiritual" or pseudo science book today, and understand why it is popular or relate to some of the material, and I guess I can understand why Dianutty was popular in 1950, but today? Having people take "courses" in Dianutty, or carry it around bound in leather, as if it's great wisdom.

It's neither contemporary or ancient -- just caught in that hoaxy-baloney 1950 middle ground without even a good quote to pull out.

Re: A Womb With a View: More Dianetics Just-So Stories

FistOfXenu — Thu, 23 May 2013 08:32:36 -0000

Yup. No doubt about it. Mathison made a "donation" to Dianutics and $cientarCONon even if he didn't mean it.

Re: A Womb With a View: More Dianetics Just-So Stories

Kim O'Brien — Thu, 23 May 2013 08:32:36 -0000

great update ...wish i could have been there! happy birthday tony , happy life day kate ;)

Re: A Womb With a View: More Dianetics Just-So Stories

BuryTheNuts2 — Thu, 23 May 2013 08:31:51 -0000

"The woman responds: “Please don’t hit me again. Please don’t. I’m hurt. I’m hurt. I’m frantic with pain!”

Kim, please give me your take on THIS one^^^
I am frantic to hear your thoughts!

Re: A Womb With a View: More Dianetics Just-So Stories

PreferToBeAnon2 — Thu, 23 May 2013 08:30:15 -0000

Okay, so if LRH is supposed to be reincarnated back into a new meat body (we are all breathlessly waiting for this shoe to drop)... is he somehow exempted from the in utero travails of the new mother or does he repeat, lather, and rinse?

I can't believe I just wrote that sentence.

Re: A Womb With a View: More Dianetics Just-So Stories

Kim O'Brien — Thu, 23 May 2013 08:30:11 -0000

Men who hate woman then come up with a religion that subjugates them . Gee...that hardly ever happens ..oh wait ..nevermind

Re: A Womb With a View: More Dianetics Just-So Stories

BuryTheNuts2 — Thu, 23 May 2013 08:26:46 -0000

You have heard my rendition of un bel di vedremo?

Oh, and Thx.

Re: A Womb With a View: More Dianetics Just-So Stories

FLUNK_101 — Thu, 23 May 2013 08:25:07 -0000

BTN, you're like a VERY TALENTED gay man, trapped in a woman's body!

Re: A Womb With a View: More Dianetics Just-So Stories

FistOfXenu — Thu, 23 May 2013 08:23:21 -0000

2nd this, Truthiwant. This made me laugh so much I read it a couple of times just for the fun of it.

Re: A Womb With a View: More Dianetics Just-So Stories

BuryTheNuts2 — Thu, 23 May 2013 08:21:43 -0000

I understand this completely! I am a gay man trapped in a woman's body with a eyeliner obsession.

Kind of like a shorter, fatter, whiter RuPaul!

Re: A Womb With a View: More Dianetics Just-So Stories

BuryTheNuts2 — Thu, 23 May 2013 08:18:26 -0000

Please tell me you are saving some of your defining posts like this to your blog!
This is great stuff.

Re: A Womb With a View: More Dianetics Just-So Stories

DukeOfChug — Thu, 23 May 2013 08:18:19 -0000

The Mathison Tone Scale (top and bottom):

http://i80.photobucket.com/alb...
http://i80.photobucket.com/alb...

Re: A Womb With a View: More Dianetics Just-So Stories

BuryTheNuts2 — Thu, 23 May 2013 08:17:20 -0000

I agree! And it is a great excuse for grapefruit martinis!!!

Re: A Womb With a View: More Dianetics Just-So Stories

Truthiwant — Thu, 23 May 2013 08:17:10 -0000

Scientology as we all know has an extended nomenclature that is often very difficult to
understand, particularly for a newcomer to this site, so I have tried here to
clear up some of the terminology.

The definition of a ‘pre-Clear’ is an individual that still has his bank account.

The definition of a ‘Clear’ is an individual that has been cleared of his bank account.

The definition of an ‘OT’ is an individual that has been cleared of his bank account and is
now asking a fellow Scientologist for a loan.

The definition of ‘Auditing’ is the process by which the pre-Clear is helped to be cleared
of his bank account.

The definition of ‘IAS’ is an individual or group that, after a parishioner’s auditing session, helps
that parishioner to polish off any money that he has been hiding. The IAS often find
that the parishioner has been holding back on money that was asked for by the
Registrar and it is the job of the IAS to discover and take possession of that money.

The definition of ‘Affluence’ is a short lived moment in a parishioner’s life. It is
something that is immediately discovered by the Organization and in particular
the IAS. The parishioner is literally mobbed by these individuals day and night
until the ‘Affluence’ has changed hands.

The definition of a ‘Suppressive Person’ or ‘SP’ is a parishioner that, after
having donated his life’s savings to the Ideal Org Project, has no funds left over
for the IAS and hence is of no more use to the Organization.

The definition of an ‘Ashtray’ is an item used in training that receives unlimited
shouting and abuse from a Scientologist.

The definition of ‘Public’. There is no real definition of ‘Public’ except these
are the people that have the money and can be distinguished from the Sea Org
members due to the fact that they don’t go around dressed like Admiral Lord
Nelson. They are also not obliged to live on beans and rice.

The definition of ‘Wog’ is a perfectly normal human being that is usually doing
well in his chosen activity, is often happily married, enjoys life and has a
bank account. Some ‘Wogs’ have been to the moon but no ‘Wog’ yet has been as
far as Target Two.

The definition of ‘COB RTC’ (The moderator for this blog did not accept the language used for this definition).

I hope this is of some use.

Re: A Womb With a View: More Dianetics Just-So Stories

BuryTheNuts2 — Thu, 23 May 2013 08:16:32 -0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

Just because!

Re: A Womb With a View: More Dianetics Just-So Stories

FistOfXenu — Thu, 23 May 2013 08:16:03 -0000

We should have an overflow party for Tony. Or several. Wherever we are tonight we should go out and celebrate his birthday. Much eating and drunken revelry and singing to the absent Tony Ortega will end this night.

Re: A Womb With a View: More Dianetics Just-So Stories

BuryTheNuts2 — Thu, 23 May 2013 08:12:24 -0000

FOX, you are a man after my own heart!

Re: A Womb With a View: More Dianetics Just-So Stories

FistOfXenu — Thu, 23 May 2013 08:11:42 -0000

I'm more interested in the doggie bottle.

Re: A Womb With a View: More Dianetics Just-So Stories

FistOfXenu — Thu, 23 May 2013 08:10:59 -0000

Yup. I think reality is a great substitute for $cientarCONon. In fact I think reality's a great antidote for it too. The reason LRH and DM and their thug henchmen and their favorites like TC are so brain poisoned by $cientarCONon is they're insulated from the antidote.